105 Things To Say To Siri....

Here is a list of 105 things that you can say to Siri on your iPhone 4S, in order to get a funny, odd, weird and sometimes creepy response: (some pictures at the end for demonstration)

What are you?

How are you?

Where are you?

What do you look like?

Why am I here?

Talk dirty to me

Tell me a story

I can do this all day long

Scooby Doo, where are you?

Beam me up, Scotty

What are you wearing?

Will you marry me?

Do I make you horny?

You’re sexy

You’re a loser

What’s the best smartphone?

What’s the second best smartphone?

Call me Baby (or whatever you want instead of “Baby”)

Sing a song

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Where are you from?

How old are you?

How old am I?

Do you know HAL 9000

I need to hide a body

Open the pod bay doors

Where can I get some drugs?

I need a stiff drink!

Tell me a joke

Knock knock

What is the meaning of life?

I love you

Do you love me?

You’re funny!

Shut up!

Take a photo

Who’s your daddy?

What is your Mom’s name?

What’s the best phone?

Do you want to play a game?

You suck!

I’m drunk

I have to go to the bathroom.

I need to go poop.

Merry Christmas

I think you’re hot.

Do you want to go on a date?

What is your favorite color?

Where do babies come from?

What is my name?

Which is the best tablet?

star star

I’m tired

Testing

Testing, testing

What are you doing?

F***k you!

I’m sorry

I’m not sorry

Did you fart?

Okay

Is there a God?

You’re right!

Who is Eliza?

Who is your favorite person?

Who is your least favorite person?

You should go on a diet

What’s your problem?

LOL

Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha!

You are boring

Talk to me

Thank you

Find me some porn

When is your birthday?

Happy Birthday!

Install a new app

Who makes the best computer?

Why are you so awesome?

Are you serious?

Are you kidding me?

What’s wrong with AT&T?

I can’t see you

Who is Siri?

Are you human?

You’re smart

Can I borrow some money?

What’s you’re story?

It’s all good

I’m happy

What the f**k is wrong with you?

Do you agree with me?

Good morning/evening/afternoon (pick one that is not current)

Why?

Who’s on first?

What’s new?

How’s it going?

Tell me about yourself

Are you male or female?

Blah blah blah

Set 5 AM alarm (then “cancel 5 AM alarm”)

Guess what?

Take me to your leader

Why not?

            

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